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<html> <head> <title>Page Title</title><p> </p><p> </p><p>...</p> <p>...</p><p>...</p><center> [[<img src="http://i617.photobucket.com/albums/tt254/dragonfighter120/green_bl.gif">->FUTURE]] [[<img src="http://i617.photobucket.com/albums/tt254/dragonfighter120/green_bl.gif">->file]] </center> <style> body { background-image: url("https://68.media.tumblr.com/1e7c48cb2d91eb1cee4c6e8e5799e315/tumblr_oohham3xV11qby9yzo2_500.gif"); background-repeat:no-repeat; background-size:100% 100%; ; } </style> </head> <body> </body> </html> <audio src="http://soundbible.com/grab.php?id=1707&type=mp3" autoplay loop> Your browser does not support the <code>audio</code> element. </audio>

(live: 6s)[(goto: "Untitled Passage 1")] <style> body { background-image: url("https://68.media.tumblr.com/4a2edd09517e752323ed08a9f603c4da/tumblr_oohham3xV11qby9yzo6_250.gif"); background-repeat:no-repeat; background-size:100% 100%; ; } </style> <audio src="http://soundbible.com/grab.php?id=911&type=mp3" autoplay> Your browser does not support the <code>audio</code> element. </audio> <audio src="http://soundbible.com/grab.php?id=2186&type=mp3" autoplay> Your browser does not support the <code>audio</code> element. </audio>

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<center> (set: $var to (either: "lion room", "empty room","10","4")) [[<img src="https://68.media.tumblr.com/3301a1e07965e5139f4ef2027fdddd3c/tumblr_opeac8CKbv1qby9yzo1_100.gif">->$var]][[<img src="https://68.media.tumblr.com/3301a1e07965e5139f4ef2027fdddd3c/tumblr_opeac8CKbv1qby9yzo1_100.gif">->$var]][[<img src="https://68.media.tumblr.com/3301a1e07965e5139f4ef2027fdddd3c/tumblr_opeac8CKbv1qby9yzo1_100.gif">->$var]] <p>[[<img src="https://68.media.tumblr.com/3301a1e07965e5139f4ef2027fdddd3c/tumblr_opeac8CKbv1qby9yzo1_100.gif">->$var]][[<img src="https://68.media.tumblr.com/3301a1e07965e5139f4ef2027fdddd3c/tumblr_opeac8CKbv1qby9yzo1_100.gif">->$var]][[<img src="https://68.media.tumblr.com/3301a1e07965e5139f4ef2027fdddd3c/tumblr_opeac8CKbv1qby9yzo1_100.gif">->$var]] </p> <p>[[<img src="https://68.media.tumblr.com/3301a1e07965e5139f4ef2027fdddd3c/tumblr_opeac8CKbv1qby9yzo1_100.gif">->$var]][[<img src="https://68.media.tumblr.com/3301a1e07965e5139f4ef2027fdddd3c/tumblr_opeac8CKbv1qby9yzo1_100.gif">->$var]][[<img src="https://68.media.tumblr.com/3301a1e07965e5139f4ef2027fdddd3c/tumblr_opeac8CKbv1qby9yzo1_100.gif">->$var]] </p> </center> <style> body { background-image: url("https://68.media.tumblr.com/860af919c976f96256541f580706993e/tumblr_opco75mA991qby9yzo3_500.gif"); background-repeat:no-repeat; background-size:100% 100%; ; } </style>

(set: $var to (either: "1", "2","3","4")) <center> [[<img src="https://68.media.tumblr.com/3c5a4ac5d9085bdeaa35808934b28c53/tumblr_ope13uSki01qby9yzo1_250.gif">->$var]] </center> <style> body { background-image: url("https://68.media.tumblr.com/ca625fee110e8c19e75eed833418684c/tumblr_opco75mA991qby9yzo5_400.gif"); background-repeat:no-repeat; background-size:100% 100%; ; } </style> <audio src="http://soundbible.com/grab.php?id=1581&type=mp3" autoplay loop> Your browser does not support the <code>audio</code> element. </audio>

1 (live: 10s)[(goto: "rule 34")] <style> body { background-image: url("https://68.media.tumblr.com/86ff8fc1e75cca22691734b433ffb513/tumblr_opemkjgIQX1qby9yzo1_400.gif"); background-repeat:no-repeat; background-size:100% 100%; ; } </style> <audio src="http://soundbible.com/grab.php?id=256&type=mp3" autoplay> Your browser does not support the <code>audio</code> element. </audio>

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(live: 5s)[(goto: "next")] <style> body { background-image: url("https://68.media.tumblr.com/a868b9d55ac77911893f282c26053cde/tumblr_op1e5wbPwL1qby9yzo1_500.gif"); background-repeat:no-repeat; background-size:100% 100%; ; } </style> <audio src="http://soundbible.com/grab.php?id=2122&type=mp3" autoplay loop> Your browser does not support the <code>audio</code> element. </audio> <audio src="http://soundbible.com/grab.php?id=1791&type=mp3" autoplay loop> Your browser does not support the <code>audio</code> element. </audio>

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(live: 6s)[(goto: "11")] <style> body { background-image: url("https://68.media.tumblr.com/093b57efdde5cf485ddbee16d1ae406c/tumblr_nlde2c7NC91qby9yzo2_500.gif"); background-repeat:no-repeat; background-size:100% 100%; ; } </style> <audio src="http://soundbible.com/grab.php?id=2127&type=mp3" autoplay loop> Your browser does not support the <code>audio</code> element. </audio> <audio src="http://soundbible.com/grab.php?id=1964&type=mp3" autoplay loop> Your browser does not support the <code>audio</code> element. </audio>

(live: 6s)[(goto: "33")] <style> body { background-image: url("https://68.media.tumblr.com/8ceb34c652129362cc36bef141f0dc49/tumblr_olfr390VpP1qby9yzo1_500.gif"); background-repeat:no-repeat; background-size:100% 100%; ; } </style> <audio src="http://soundbible.com/grab.php?id=1744&type=mp3" autoplay loop> Your browser does not support the <code>audio</code> element. </audio>

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3 <style> body { background-image: url("https://68.media.tumblr.com/0052220c599cf0979751044285e864ec/tumblr_nl0jtnHwGf1qby9yzo1_500.gif"); background-repeat:no-repeat; background-size:100% 100%; ; } </style> <center> [[<img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20091025202442/http://geocities.com/paganloves/Next_button.gif">->next next]] </center> <audio src="http://soundbible.com/grab.php?id=1660&type=mp3" autoplay loop> Your browser does not support the <code>audio</code> element. </audio>

(live: 5s)[(goto: "Untitled Passage")] <style> body { background-image: url("https://68.media.tumblr.com/0052220c599cf0979751044285e864ec/tumblr_nl0jtnHwGf1qby9yzo1_500.gif"); background-repeat:no-repeat; background-size:100% 100%; ; } </style> <font size="+100"> <center><b> When ever someone says, "Spend your money on experiences, not things.", they're making a strong case for recreational drug use. </b> </center> </font> <audio src="http://soundbible.com/grab.php?id=1660&type=mp3" autoplay loop> Your browser does not support the <code>audio</code> element. </audio>

(live: 5s)[(goto: "Untitled Passage 8")] <style> body { background-image: url("https://68.media.tumblr.com/183751700d3b4e73077c56c26a43287e/tumblr_ommel4I7O71qby9yzo1_500.gif"); background-repeat:no-repeat; background-size:100% 100%; ; } </style> <audio src="https://archive.org/download/chiptuned_untitled/chipshitmusic_64kb.mp3" autoplay loop> Your browser does not support the <code>audio</code> element. </audio> <audio src="http://soundbible.com/grab.php?id=464&type=mp3" autoplay loop> Your browser does not support the <code>audio</code> element. </audio>

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Discovering that the Milky Way was not the entire universe, but one of 200 billion galaxies, must have been mind-blowing (live: 20s)[(goto: "taffy")] <style> body { background-image: url("https://68.media.tumblr.com/9891273b5cd4ec3a1fad3da19e792089/tumblr_ney0r1X4rb1qby9yzo1_500.gif"); background-repeat:no-repeat; background-size:100% 100%; ; } </style> <audio src="http://soundbible.com/grab.php?id=386&type=mp3" autoplay loop> Your browser does not support the <code>audio</code> element. </audio>

(live: 10s)[(goto: "beez")] <style> body { background-image: url("https://media.giphy.com/media/26ni7iSq7vpZuXZkc/giphy.gif"); background-repeat:no-repeat; background-size:100% 100%; ; } </style> <audio src="http://soundbible.com/grab.php?id=2045&type=mp3" autoplay loop> Your browser does not support the <code>audio</code> element. </audio> <audio src="http://soundbible.com/grab.php?id=1540&type=mp3" autoplay loop> Your browser does not support the <code>audio</code> element. </audio> <audio src="http://soundbible.com/grab.php?id=831&type=mp3" autoplay loop> Your browser does not support the <code>audio</code> element. </audio>

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(live: 10s)[(goto: "bloom")] <style> body { background-image: url("https://68.media.tumblr.com/86ff8fc1e75cca22691734b433ffb513/tumblr_opemkjgIQX1qby9yzo1_400.gif"); background-repeat:no-repeat; background-size:100% 100%; ; } </style> <audio src="http://soundbible.com/grab.php?id=256&type=mp3" autoplay> Your browser does not support the <code>audio</code> element. </audio>

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(live: 10s)[(goto: "Untitled Passage 12")] <style> body { background-image: url("https://media.giphy.com/media/l0MYBTqsezeWdoTT2/giphy.gif"); background-repeat:no-repeat; background-size:100% 100%; ; } </style> <audio src="http://soundbible.com/grab.php?id=128&type=mp3" autoplay loop> Your browser does not support the <code>audio</code> element. </audio>

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